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EVWiley:
Whello....the only reason I'm posting this is cause I'm sittin on the floor at school in a tornado drill and am bored out of my mind.......so....if anyone sees this, please save me and say something interesting
tom (dis):
got some jokes for you:
What do you call 5 Mexicans in quicksand? A dangerous situation that could at any moment turn tragic
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he's dead.
A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.
What's red and looks like a tomato? A tomato.
What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig? A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.
"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away."
have fun :)
1stGlitch:
We don't have tornado drills in Canada, just fire drills and security lock-downs.
tom (dis):
we should have tornado drills in the UK as we are the tornado capitol of the world (more than tornado valley in america). sadly they are only this big-
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tom (dis):
found this and i love it beyond reason :D
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