got some jokes for you:
What do you call 5 Mexicans in quicksand? A dangerous situation that could at any moment turn tragic

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he's dead.

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

What's red and looks like a tomato? A tomato.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig? A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away."

have fun